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The Bloggers

MAGDALENE AND JOYCE


Silly, beautiful, oversensitive girl - Edward Cullen

Talk to me





Just because I'm resisting the wine doesn't mean I can't appreciate the bouquet - Edward Cullen


I dazzle people? - Edward Cullen


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the untold past

May 2008
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August 2008
September 2008
October 2008
November 2008
December 2008
January 2009
February 2009
March 2009
April 2009
June 2009
July 2009

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
he murmured.
I looked away, hiding my eyes as I thrilled to the word.
"What a stupid lamb," I sighed.
"What a sick, masochistic lion."



"How old are you?"
"Seventeen," he answered promptly.
"And how long have you been seventeen?"
His lips twitched as he stared at the road.
“A while,”


If I could dream at all,
it would be about you.
And I'm not ashamed of it.

- Edward Cullen

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

hey blogster! todae was a fun day!!! waited for mags 3 hour plus a maths tuition to end to go to her house to rot and die! yay!!! haha aniwae mag is a damn smart girl!!! haha she doesnt noe how to use an umbrella! haha loser ass! ms ting tong/weirdo! had to teach her! haha aniwae when we reached maggys house she started to pig out with pizza and chicken drumlets from pizza hut! haha after which we both had carrot cake from cedele! yay nicest carrot cake on earth! * ps anione who loves carrot cake check cadele out! haha yeah !!! ohoh after pigging out. joycie and i went to cook instant noodles dat tasted so good! we're wonderful chefs!!!!

okay after slacking for ad least 5 hours we fianlly got down to business and started on hw!! haha which onli happened to last for an hour before we went crazy and starting taking stupid photos!haha so here goes!! check out the pics pple!!

mag trying to be twit does she qualify? haha


wads she trying to do man? slap herself?! as usual


joyce is killing mag!! call the cops! HELP!!


studying makes mag mad! cool alliteration.


gay girl!


TIU! TIU! U DIE!:)


mag the cyclops *her secret identity


im swimming!!!



best buddies for life(: we're finally normal>


wheres mag?! i cant find her!


FOUND!!!


Monday, June 16, 2008

Hey happy blog (: today was a fun day!!! Stupid mag had tuition at ms tiong tong/weirdo! house. Haha. Hmmm then later mag rushed off to met her school friends to prepare for the upcoming Fairfield fun fiesta(: haha.

Meanwhile joyce went to ting tong/weirdo!’s house to have a movie marathon without mag cause she had to meet her school friends for awhile. That stupid girl! Anyway, joyce and ms ting tong/werido! watched national treasure 2 and bee movie! Mag made it back in time for bee movie. haha but she fell asleep half way. So stupid and kuku! Haha. After the movie, she still was sleeping!!! Stupid PIG! ms tiong tong/werido! and joyce didnt wake her up because they nice people! haha. when mag woke up, she caught ms ting tong/werido! and joyce watching animal porn on discovery channel!! ORH HOR!!!! but actually it was some dirty job show on we have no idea wat channel. hehe. After that, we decided to go to Venezia at Guthrie House to study. YAY WE ARE HARDWORKING PEOPLE!! Haha.

You know what!!! Poor mag, her Edward's eye ball dropped his eye out somewhere on the bus we think! Now she got to find a replacement for the eye and that stupid evil joyce was laughing non stop when she saw it! How evil can she be?! Grrrrr! Oh ya u guys now who Edward is right!? He's the guy from the picture of our blog skin!! Mags love him! haha. Although he's a vampire he that is featured in the book twilight and eclipse and new moon!!! making him imaginary only. haha. what a crazy stupid girl!



Sunday, June 15, 2008

Went for TKGS concert at SCH today. went with a few other band members. Was suppose to meet at 540pm at city hall mrt to eat dinner together. but we weren't hungry so we met at 615pm instead and went to find them. then we bought flowers together for ms sia. shared it with the rest. but we told ms sia that we will be plucking grass for her so on the way there, we plucked a few grass and tied it with a rubber band. hahaha. we had like horrible seat at first. sitting in the first two rows. cant see anything. haha. then during interval, we went outside and talk and take photos. when we went back in we found ppl sitting in our place. so we saw mr ong and ask him if we can sit with him although it was the VIP seats.haha. mr ong is like hell funny lah. he was like "sure join me. nobody sitting here!" haha.then when we were all seated, we realise that the principal was suppose to be sitting there. so we had to move again.hahah. in the end we all separated. mr ong is like so blur lah!haha.the band was like really good and cool. we never get to do any of those fun stuff in band man! why like that!? cos most fsb members care too much for their face to do fun and cool stuff like that. and like we said earlier, band members are getting gay-er and gay-er.hahah. ITS TRUE! after the performance, we tried looking for ms sia. we had a hard time finding her man!no idea where she going to come out from.haha.then we thought of waiting by her car for her. but decided that she wont leave so soon so we went back in to look for her. then we finally found her!! and we gave her the grass!!haha. her reaction was super duper funny when she saw it!haha. seeing how sad she was ar we decided that we should give her the flowers.haha. oh and she made fun of mag again!! yea man!haha. we so love her lah!haha. after that we went to lau ba sa for supper. which joyce's dad picked us up from there and sent mag home.

ps. tmr we're going to hang out with ms ting tong/werido!. actually its not really hanging out. mag going to have tuition with her and joyce going to movie marathon with her. she should feel so honoured man. that two cool ppl going to spend time with her tmr and that we even have a paragraph on her man.haha. okay we'll say more about our time hanging out with her tmr. till then...







Evidence that we plucked grass for ms sia!


Thursday, June 12, 2008

Went out to study again. Planned to meet at KAP at 1pm. but Joyce went to school in the morning and ended early so she went first. reach at 1230pm. then she wait for mag till 2!! TWO!! mag was so damn late and for once Joyce was not late!! at least Joyce made an effort to come early not like that stupid mag.haha. oh and Samuel came along to study with us also. cos mag needed someone to teach her amaths and that kuku joyce didnt take amaths. Samuel came together with mag then have to leave at 4 due to some cousins gathering. We sent samuel out. then we went over to cold storage to get some food. joyce bought honey glazed chicken leg while mag bought chocolate and ginger beer. then we went back to our seat and planned to eat. then this hardworking old lady who works at the mac came over and told us that we cant eat there. oh pls! not as if we didnt noe. haha. we're fine with that but after she left she kept on staring at us. trying to catch us again. wth! the first time she came over she told to stop. so fine, joyce stop eating her chicken leg and placed it at the side. then that old lady stood in front of us for awhile. even though we werent eating.haha. then she told joyce, "can you please close your food. can smell it over here." WTH!! we eat she not happy. we dont eat she also not happy. wat she want us to do man! haha. then after awhile later we didnt care we ate our chocolate.*yummy*haha. we studied till 6pm then headed over to bukit timah plaza popular to get tys for mag. on the way there, we were eating and talking. joyce was eating her chicken leg and mag was eating chocolate. and since we bought a whole bar, mag was happily holding the whole cadbury chocolate bar eating. then this jogger jog past us and was like staring at us lah. i guess he never see two girls eating chicken leg and chocolate along the road before.haha.joyce took freaking forever to eat finish her chicken leg and mag says that chicken leg is wat chicken uses to fly. haha.wat a stupid girl!!haha.didnt take any pics today. will take somemore another time. meeting again on sunday to go for TKGS concert. we're going to pluck grass for ms sia to give her when we go backstage to visit her after the concert.hahahahah!!!


Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Went out today to study again. mag had band in the morning then had amaths tuition. Joyce was slping at home till 2.30pm. what a pig!haha. joyce's hse had a blackout this morning so she didnt have a good slp though. and mag was suppose to wake joyce up before tuition but she forgot. and called joyce during tuition instead.haha. kuku girl. mag had tuition till around 4. we were suppose to meet at jurong mrt at 430. but in the end we all reach around 5. hahaha. both were late again! went to jurong library to study first cos mr ong say they'll reach the shop at around 6-630. then when we went there, we met joyce's friend, ruiting, qifeng and Vaneza. they were studying there too. then just as we were about to start studying, mr ong called and say that they reach already. so we decided to go meet them first then come back and study. so we said bye to ruiting they all. then headed over to imm. went to the shop and mr ong said that mag instrument was lousy. haha. had to play the instrument. sort of felt werid playing for them to hear again in public somemore.hahaha. we were both super rusty. so mag decided not to get the instrument. then we went for dinner. since we werent really hungry and mr ong had pork knuckle and some leaf before that and ms sia was on a diet, we had toasted bread for dinner. haha. mr ong and ms sia treated. they're nice man! then we were like bullshiting all the way. and joyce finally have someone to gang up with her against mag! and that person is ms sia!! hahaha. super duper funny sia. after dinner, we departed and headed back to jurong library to study again. ruiting and qifeng were still there but Vaneza had left. we joined them. studied till 9. then the library closed so we had to leave. then went over to deli and studied for awhile more. then we left from there cos mag didnt want to follow joyce to queensway so that her parents can send her home. so ya. today was quite productive. didnt take any photos though but we have a video of mag exercising!!


Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Mag had tuition in the morning. after that went to meet joyce and her friends, ruiting, rachel and ruiting's best friend, Vaneza. Mag felt quite awkward cos we all in poly then talk about poly life while poor mag still in sec sch taking her "O"s. But still we all had a great time together. took lots of photos. went to seoul garden for lunch. ate from 2-4pm. in between, we had a toilet break. went to LEGO and play. after lunch we went to taka kids section and play also. then at around 4, mag left to go meet her pri school friends while joyce contiune hanging out with her friends till around 6. and mag hanged out with her pri sch friend until 10+.



Dessert time part 1.

Desset time part 2.

Magdelene and Joyce

Mag act COOL!!

Joyce goes to school!

Mag goes to school!

Mag never see BIONICLE before!!

Is it raining in here??

Can you spot mag?

Voice and action by MAG.


Sunday, June 08, 2008

Last min decided to head over to mr ong shop. but he refused to wait for us cos he say we were going too late but ms sia was so nice insisted that she'll wait for us. we told them we'll be there by 7. but joyce reach jurong east mrt at 7.10 and mag reach there at 7. so ya we were both late AGAIN!hahaha. we bought dinner for ms sia and mr ong. since both of them are on a diet, we had subway! LOVE SUBWAY MAN!haha. then we went over to mr ong shop and had our dinner there while catching up on the good times. those were the days when band was much more fun and the members werent so gay.hahaha. we chat till around 930 and realised that it was quite late so we decided to leave. before we left, we bought things for our instrument. Joyce got silver cloth only while mag got silver cloth, valve oil and tuner. mag tried to be a cashier but TOTALLY CANNOT MAKE IT! so to the ppl out there, never employ mag to be your cashier cos she'll jam your machine and will anyhow charge your customers!hahaha. okay lah after we left had curry puff for supper then took a train back home and mag SO could not balance on the train!haha.






Friday, June 06, 2008

When out to study again today. actually we suppose to have a movie marathon with ms ting tong/werido!. but ms ting tong/werido! last min tell us that she cant make it cos of school. so we went to vivo and study. was suppose to meet at 11.45am but met at 12.15pm instead. haha.to the both were late! First we went to buy tickets for The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian. Then we went to Starbucks and had ice blended mocha and uglier curry puff with chicken. then we studied. then mag ran out of pencil lead and Joyce didn't bring her pencil box. so Joyce was so nice as to go to Page One and get lead for mag while she study. oh and before that, Joyce's mum called and said had to look after her cousins, Sean and Kalea for 2 hours. OMG!! they came at 4 instead of 3! and just in case they wont be on time to pick them up, we passed our tickets to Joyce's mum and then bought 4 tickets. we went back to Starbucks to study then Joyce met her friend. Sean and Kalea were so noisy! we stayed till 5 then we decided to leave. and at that time, Joyce's auntie came to pick Sean and kalea. so in the end, me and mag sat at the seat that we first bought and Joyce's cousins, auntie and maid sat at the seat we bought the second time. after the show which ended at like 8pm, we went walking around. Joyce's auntie and her cousins went home. so the maid was left with us. we left so awkward because we weren't used to someone tagging along when we go shopping. so in the end we when to the top floor and started taking photos. haha. somehow from a study day with just mag and Joyce turned into a day with mag and Joyce's family. hahaha. so funny. okay. today was quite a productive day though. did lots of work. hmmm...we're going out on tues also. Joyce's friend, Rui Ting is going to bring her best friend along and Joyce is going to bring Mag along! haha. it be interesting.












Monday, June 02, 2008

Met up to go for werido!/ms ting tong's exhibition at central! suppose to meet at 5.45 at dhoby ghaut. but joyce was still in church at 5.30. in the end we met at 6.15. joyce was SUPER late. but nvm mag has Edward to entertain her!hahaha.went for dinner at Just Acia then we took at train over to central. we bluff werido!/ms ting tong that we cant go when actual facts we were there looking for her already!! werido!/ms ting tong brought us around the saying this and that about the products. after that, we didn't want to hold her up for dinner. so we went shopping. but there wasn't anything to shop so we ended up sitting by the Singapore River taking photos and making alot of noise!hahaha. after that we took a train back home.

Its like we're fated to hang out at least once a week. we both thought we won't get to meet up this week but cos of werido!/ms ting tong's exhibition we are able are to meet up! whee!! that's wat best friends do!












About three things I was absolutely positive.
First, Edward was a vampire.
Second, there was a part of him that thirsted for my blood.
And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.